Sunday, July 18, 2004

..... yea

i'm almost sick of writing about pepboys customers....

well, very recently a guy brought up a set of red floormats to me, and said "these are red right ?".

holy crap, fucking tool, are you serious, even if you were color-blind, the packaging says "RED" !!!

and if you're color-blind, and illiterate, i dont want to know what business you have driving a car.

i also had some bring up a bottle of anti-freeze to me and ask if it's anti-freeze.



wow


Saturday, July 10, 2004

they just never stop

ok, the usual layout..... im running the register, and this dude comes up with a can of paint. now, i figure there's no room for a stupid question here, but i was very, very wrong.

"can you use this paint on cars ?"

*shocked* *appalled* *not surprised*

"no, ass, that's our premium dog coloring paint, so you can paint lassie a nice shade of fuschia."

i guess the picture of the car on the can doesnt give enough information as to it's proper use. or maybe the fact that you're buying it from an AUTO STORE doesnt clue you in.

Friday, July 02, 2004

another pepboys idiot

yes yes, today, another one, another story from the register...

dude buys a sunshade (little pull-down shade hooked to a suction cup), comes back five minutes later wanting to return it because he "doesnt like the material". says he wants to get a different one. "go ahead", i say. then he comes back with three of them, proceeds to open one and starts feeling it up. tells me he wants to exchange the first one he bought for two of these new ones he seems to like way too much. fine by me, but didnt he take three new ones up to me ? and only wants two ? hmmmmm. i ring him out, and he then leaves the one he opened on the counter, and takes the 2 unopened ones, and walks out !!!

YEA ! ummm, why don't ya take the one u friggin' molested ! ass.