they just never stop

ok, the usual layout..... im running the register, and this dude comes up with a can of paint. now, i figure there's no room for a stupid question here, but i was very, very wrong.

"can you use this paint on cars ?"

*shocked* *appalled* *not surprised*

"no, ass, that's our premium dog coloring paint, so you can paint lassie a nice shade of fuschia."

i guess the picture of the car on the can doesnt give enough information as to it's proper use. or maybe the fact that you're buying it from an AUTO STORE doesnt clue you in.